Est. 2014

Féd Int Footbul Asso.

Since 2014 this league has been settled by whoever tells the story loudest, and that has been working out very well for some of you.

Every final standing, every points-for column, every bracket, straight off Yahoo. Team names included, however badly they have aged. Nothing tidied up, nothing rounded off, nothing quietly forgotten — including the seasons you have stopped bringing up.

Winner takes the cash. Second place tucks its tail and slinks off with half its buy-in back, which most of you would sign for right now. Find your name and see whether the story survives contact with the scoreboard. Go and argue with it.